Friend, via text message- "That's it. I'm quitting my job. I've reached my breaking point. They got a guinea pig. Picking up rodent turds is where I draw the line."
Friend, via AIM, after being "idle" for 30 minutes- "Ugh. Just did some work. That sucked."
Friend, via AIM, 8:59am-" Blah, I'm ready for the weekend."
If those don't scream ITS MONDAY to you then...I don't know what it screams. Misery, I suppose. Feel free to join the I've Got a Case of the Mondays Club!